How about some jokes ?

[Viking06]

Ya how about some jokes here ?
We need to laugh in these covid days.

So I'll begin:

It's a duck entering a pharmacy and asks for some lipstick since its lips are getting sore.
The pharmacist asks : " So how do you wanna pay ? cash or ?"
The duck : "ow no, just put it on my bill" .......;-))

 

[Deleted member 706]

Ya how about some jokes here ?
We need to laugh in these covid days.

So I'll begin:

It's a duck entering a pharmacy and asks for some lipstick since its lips are getting sore.
The pharmacist asks : " So how do you wanna pay ? cash or ?"
The duck : "ow no, just put it on my bill" .......;-))

As Donald Duck said to the prostitute...

 

[Viking06]

didn't know that one )

 

[K9F]

A guy goes shopping with his wife,
When they reach the drinks aisle the guy notices a crate of Stella Artois on special £5 and he places a box in the cart,
The wife kicks off stating they are on a tight budget and can't afford it and he needs to put it back.
When they get to the beauty and toiletry aisle the wife puts a small tub of face cream in the cart.
The husband immediately asks "What's that I thought we are on a budget? "Oh it's beauty cream and it's on special for £7 and makes me look beautiful!" She says.
Husband quick as a flash says "So would a crate of Stella and we could save £2 whilst I drink it!"